In the latest WWE saga that reads more like a daytime soap opera, “Dirty” Dominik Mysterio has found himself in a real pickle—or should we say, a real sling! That’s right, fans of the Judgment Day renegade saw a shocking twist on this Monday’s episode of “WWE Raw,” where Dominik rocked up with his arm in a sling, looking more sidelined than a benched quarterback.
The plot thickens as reports from the wrestling scoops powerhouse, Fightful Select, reveal that Mysterio was yanked from the WWE’s star-studded European tour, which just wrapped up with a bang in Belfast. His replacement? The high-flying Ricochet, who, let’s be honest, is about as electrifying as a human can legally be without requiring a warning label.
But back to our sling-bound warrior! During “WWE Raw,” it was dropped like a hot potato that instead of Mysterio, JD McDonagh would team up with Santos Escobar of Legado del Fantasma to face off against Ricochet and Andrade. Talk about musical chairs, but with more muscles and less music.
As for the juicy details on Dominik’s injury? Fightful claims it’s as cloaked in mystery as a foggy night in Victorian London. No one seems to know the what, the how, or the when of his return to the ring. All we know is that the injury is as legitimate as the drama in the Mysterio family.
So, what’s the take here? While “Dirty” Dom licks his wounds, the WWE Universe is left to wonder: will he come back stronger and dirtier than ever? Or is this the beginning of a dramatic downfall? Only time will tell, and in the meantime, we’ll all be here, popcorn in hand, waiting for the next episode of “As the WWE Turns.”