Big league bodies were flying left and right during last night’s electric episode of WWE’s “SmackDown” as the WWE Draft kicked off with the subtlety of a steel chair to the face! With a total of 23 picks, including the sneak peek via social media of seven supplemental selections, the roster is looking more shuffled than a deck of cards at a Vegas blackjack table.
Major Moves and Monumental Shakeups!
Let’s dive into the glamorous game of musical chairs for these spandex-clad gladiators. First up, Bianca Belair sprinted faster than a tweet during a scandal to snatch the number one spot over at “SmackDown”. Right behind her, Jey Uso seemed about as thrilled to head to “Raw” as a cat on a raft.
Carmelo Hayes and Seth Rollins then played a game of brand hopscotch, proving that sometimes the grass really is greener on the other side. Meanwhile, Randy Orton slithered his way into “SmackDown”, possibly leaving a trail of existential dread for anyone standing in his path.
More Twists Than a Tornado in a Trailer Park!
Nia Jax and Liv Morgan are set to stir the pot like celebrity chefs on a reality show, each heading to “SmackDown” and “Raw”, respectively. LA Knight, a man whose charisma is so magnetic, he’s probably responsible for your lost car keys, landed a spot on “SmackDown”, ready to drop promos like hotcakes at a Sunday brunch.
And let’s not forget The Bloodline’s mob-like move to “SmackDown”, making it clear they’re the kind you’d rather have with you than against you, unless you enjoy sleeping with one eye open.
Wrapping Up with the Supplemental Scoop!
In the bonus round, Baron Corbin, looking as comfortable as a fish with a trust fund, flopped over to “SmackDown”. Over on “Raw”, Shayna Baszler, Zoey Stark, and others are gearing up to turn “Raw” into their personal playground, bullies included at no extra charge.
Final Bell!
As the dust settles, the WWE landscape looks as rearranged as my living room after my five-year-old’s birthday party. With more picks to come this Monday on “Raw”, one can only guess what’s next—perhaps Roman Reigns drafting himself to a private island? Stay tuned, as this draft is shaping up to be the wildest ride since Space Mountain!