Ladies and gentlemen, gather around, because the injury bug has hit All Elite Wrestling like a sledgehammer to a watermelon! The latest casualty report is in, and boy, it’s like a bad episode of ER in there!
First up, we have the former AEW TBS Champion, Julia Hart, who’s playing a game of hide and seek with the ring, folks! Hart, who dazzled us at AEW Revolution, has apparently picked up a mystery injury that’s as secretive as a CIA file. After a tussle with Willow Nightingale at AEW Dynasty, where she handed over her belt faster than you can say “pinfall,” she’s now set for a TV timeout. The word on the street (thanks, Fightful Select!) is she might need surgery, but shh, it’s still on the down-low.
But wait, there’s more! Enter Powerhouse Hobbs, a man whose knee buckled under the pressure like a cheap suit at a high-stakes poker game. During a clash with Jon Moxley on “AEW Dynamite,” Hobbs took a knee—literally. The prognosis? Not great. Bryan Alvarez of Wrestling Observer Radio spilled the beans—serious injury alert!
And the injury ward is getting crowded, folks! Kenny Omega, MJF, and Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D., are all enjoying their involuntary vacation. But hey, at least there’s a silver lining with Omega planning a grand homecoming in Winnipeg on May 1.
So, what’s the takeaway? If you’re an AEW star, maybe it’s time to consider bubble wrap as part of your wrestling gear. Stay tuned, and send those get-well cards!