WWE Superstar and part-time zoo critic, Kevin Owens, took a wild turn from the wrestling ring to the animal kingdom at the Pittsburgh Zoo and Aquarium, folks! Even with his WWE Universe title, it seems Owens is aiming for the title of “Funniest Man in the Animal Kingdom” too.
Starting off his zoo adventure, Owens cozied up to a red panda, the furry fan-favorite, dishing out snacks and zingers. He couldn’t resist comparing the panda to his buddy Sami Zayn, saying both have a thing for red and can’t resist a free meal from Owens’ hand. That’s what friends are for, right?
Not stopping there, Owens strolled past an otter, tossing out another playful jab at Zayn and even roping in Dominik Mysterio into the comparison. But don’t worry, no otters were booed in the making of these jokes.
Next up, kangaroos reminded him of Grayson Waller—because, well, obvious reasons (hint: it’s not just the jumping). Then he bonded with Lewis the giraffe over some greens and a shared disdain for zebras—or should we say, referees? Only at the zoo can you find such unique bonding moments.
Wrapping up his visit, Owens mused about wanting to see a lion with wings, inspired by a statue he spotted on his way in. I guess even WWE Superstars need a little bit of fantasy in their lives.
As Owens leaves the animal antics behind, he’s gearing up for the 2024 WWE Draft on the upcoming “WWE Raw.” After a whirlwind year on “SmackDown,” where will this wrestling funnyman land next? Stay tuned!