In a shocker that’s got the wrestling world more divided than a bad referee call, Drew Gulak’s WWE contract got the old steel chair treatment—terminated! Following a peculiar incident involving a misfired handshake (or was it a pants-pulling debacle?) with none other than Ronda Rousey, fans are lighting up the internet like it’s WrestleMania.

Let’s set the stage: Rousey recounts a backstage scene where Gulak, apparently mistaking her drawstring for his hand, gave it a tug. “Was it a handshake or a wardrobe malfunction?” That’s the million-dollar question! Gulak tried to clear the air but ended up looking more tangled than a pair of headphones in your pocket.

The drama didn’t stop at the ropes. Fans took to Reddit faster than a tag team swap, with some rallying behind Gulak, reminiscing over his eight-year WWE saga. “Drew had the lifetime locker room pass! Now what?” pondered one fan, dabbing away tears of injustice with their commemorative wrestling tee.

Meanwhile, others saw the writing on the wall the moment Rousey aired her grievances. “Game over when he botched that response,” commented a netizen, sipping tea from the sidelines. The WWE, on their PR tightrope, decided it was curtains for Gulak—fair or not, they’re steering clear of any PR pile-ups.

But wait, there’s more! The plot thickens with mentions of Gable Steveson and JD McDonagh (don’t Google him; it’s not his name anymore!), stirring up a storm about how WWE handles accusations of misconduct. “WWE’s got a no-tolerance policy, folks—zero strikes, you’re out!” declared a wrestling aficionado online.

Speculation about Gulak’s next move is as wild as a Royal Rumble. Some fans are betting their last bag of popcorn that he’ll join AEW, “Danielson’s probably on the phone with him right now!” Yet, others doubt AEW would touch this hot potato, especially with Rousey possibly in their sights.

So, what’s next for Drew Gulak? Will he find new rings to conquer, or has this tangle left him too knotted to wrestle his way back? Stay tuned, as this saga is just getting started!

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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