Folks, you can’t make this up—WWE Hall of Famer and professional chaos magnet, Ric Flair, finds himself in the crust of controversy once again! Recently spotted at Piesanos Stone Fire Pizza in Gainesville, Florida, our beloved wrestling icon turned what was supposed to be a celebration of the University of Florida graduation into a main event of mayhem.
After allegedly dropping a whopping $1,500 on what one can only assume was the most extravagant pizza party in history, Flair felt the sting of being “disrespected more than I ever have in my entire life,” according to his explosive claim on X (formerly known as Twitter). What was the topping of this tumultuous tale? The Nature Boy was asked to leave after a squabble with the kitchen manager over, get this, bathroom breaks! Flair, in his signature style, ended his fiery tweet with a resounding “Wooo!” and advised his legions of fans to steer clear of Piesanos.
But wait, there’s more! Fredreisch von Schnertzenpheffer, presumably the manager of another Piesanos branch, chimed in to add a slice of scandal, labeling Flair as “drunk and disorderly.” He even claimed our limousine-riding, jet-flying son of a gun “wooed” in the face of a blind grandmother and swung furniture around as if he were in the ring!
“The Gainesville Sun” got the scoop, reaching out to Jerry Roberts, co-owner of the Gainesville Piesanos. Roberts, tight-lipped but clear, mentioned that the evidence was undeniable regarding why Flair was tossed out like last week’s leftovers. He confirmed the existence of video proof but stated there were no plans to release it, emphasizing that the team handled the situation with utmost professionalism to protect both staff and patrons.
So next time you’re at a pizza place and hear a “Wooo!”—don’t be alarmed. It’s just Ric Flair, living his best life, one slice at a time.