In a jaw-dropping clash at the Queen of the Ring tournament in Saudi Arabia, Nia Jax and Bianca Belair threw down like it was Black Friday at a bargain bin sale. After an epic dust-up, Jax emerged victorious and now sets her sights on Lyra Valkyria in the finals. A crown and a golden ticket to SummerSlam are on the line, folks!

“The Irresistible Force” squared off against “The EST” in a special Saudi edition of SmackDown that had more intensity than a tax audit. Jax came out swinging, overwhelming Belair right from the get-go. Belair, whose knee had been more problematic than a pop quiz, couldn’t hold up. During a crucial K.O.D. attempt, her knee decided it had better things to do and buckled. Jax pounced like a cat on a laser pointer, landing a Senton and the devastating A-Nia-lator to secure the win.

Post-match, Kayla Braxton tried to get a word in with Jax, but Jax snatched the mic faster than a seagull stealing fries. She fired off a warning to Valkyria, who was watching from the front row like a hawk eyeing its prey. Jax declared that Valkyria was just another obstacle in her path to queenly glory, promising to “buzz through” her just as she had with Belair and Becky Lynch. The crowd in Saudi Arabia was left buzzing, quite literally.

In the aftermath, Belair was spotted backstage, nursing her rebellious knee with an ice pack. She poured her heart out to Byron Saxton, admitting that her knee simply couldn’t keep up with the action. But before the violins could play too long, Candice LeRae and Indi Hartwell interrupted, setting the stage for their tag team showdown against Belair and Jade Cargill in the Women’s Tag Team Championship pre-show match. Belair’s recent streak of televised losses now hits nine, proving that sometimes even the best fall down… but they also get up and kick butt later.

Stay tuned, wrestling fans, because the Queen of the Ring finals are about to turn up the heat in Saudi Arabia. Will Jax buzz her way to victory, or will Valkyria swoop in for the crown? Only time will tell!

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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