Folks, grab your popcorn and your foam fingers because Monday night just got a whole lot wilder! The WWE Raw Women’s Tag Team Championship match went off the rails faster than a runaway train, thanks to the unexpected return of The Unholy Union. Let’s break down this chaos-filled spectacle.

Our reigning champions, Bianca Belair and Jade Cargill, strutted into the ring, ready to throw down. Their challengers, Zoey Stark and Shayna Baszler, didn’t hold back on the trash talk, mocking the champs for never gracing “Raw” with their presence. Never ones to back down, Belair and Cargill offered to defend their titles right then and there. Enter General Manager Adam Pearce, who called for a referee and made the match official. But hold onto your hats, because what happened next was pure pandemonium.

The champs started strong, showing off their prowess with synchronized delayed vertical suplexes that had the crowd roaring. Belair was a one-woman wrecking crew, handling Stark and Baszler like they were mere sparring dummies. The tides turned when Stark and Baszler finally got some offense in, trading blows with Cargill and Belair in a chaotic dance of destruction.

Just when it looked like Belair was about to seal the deal with her signature KOD on Stark, BOOM! Out of nowhere, Alba Fyre and Isla Dawn, The Unholy Union, stormed the ring and blindsided Belair. The ring turned into a battleground, with Fyre and Dawn joining forces with Stark and Baszler to dismantle the champs. The Unholy Union stood tall, glaring at Stark and Baszler, leaving the audience and the champions in stunned silence.

For those keeping score at home, The Unholy Union hasn’t been in tag team action since their loss to Kayden Carter and Katana Chance back in January on “WWE SmackDown.” Their previous match saw them fall to Baszler and Ronda Rousey in June 2023, a bout that unified the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship and the NXT Women’s Tag Team Championship.

After their shocking return and brutal beatdown, Fyre and Dawn made their intentions clear backstage, demanding a title match at Clash at the Castle. Buckle up, wrestling fans—this ride is about to get bumpy!

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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