Hold on to your kilts, folks! Our favorite Scottish powerhouse, Drew McIntyre, is not only flexing his muscles but also his brain cells. Yes, you heard it right. The man who swings a claymore as if it were a feather has taken a break from body-slamming his opponents to delve into the profound realms of physics. Move over, Newton. Drew’s got a new law in town, and it’s as fierce as his Claymore Kick.
After a dramatic exit and even more dramatic return to “WWE Raw,” McIntyre has been on a mission. His goals are crystal clear: grab the World Heavyweight Championship and teach CM Punk a lesson. And what better way to announce his intentions than through an intense workout video on X (formerly known as Twitter)?
In this sweaty soliloquy, Drew reminisces about the last few weeks, looking as brooding as a Highlander pondering the meaning of life. He then casually drops a reference to Isaac Newton’s third law of motion. But wait, there’s more! Drew, channeling his inner philosopher, introduces “Drew’s Law”: “For every action, there will be a violent reaction like you’ve never seen, if you deserve it.” That’s right, folks. Forget the apple falling from the tree; we’re talking about a Claymore falling on Punk.
Despite Punk still waiting for the green light to return to the ring, Drew isn’t holding back his disdain. With the fervor of a Scotsman who’s just seen someone put sugar in their haggis, McIntyre rips into Punk for his shenanigans at WWE Clash at the Castle. Filming from the saddle of his stationary bike, Drew recalls Punk’s “Pipe Bomb” promo and his controversial media scrum at AEW All Out 2022, ensuring we all remember why he’s so ticked off.
“What have I ever deserved in this life for a dumb-headed fk like CM Punk to go into business for himself?” Drew rants, proving that even while exercising, he can throw verbal punches as hard as his physical ones. “I’m in the right. I’m the good guy here. Phil, you took my dreams. Now, I’m the nightmare you’re going to see every time you close those soulless eyes of yours. You might think you’re Satan. When pushed, I’m a f*ing psychopath. I hate you.”
Mark your calendars, wrestling fans. WWE Money in the Bank is set for July 6, 2024, at the Scotiabank Arena in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. On the latest “Raw,” McIntyre confidently declared that not only will he capture the Money in the Bank briefcase, but he’ll also cash it in that same night to reclaim the World Heavyweight Championship. If his training and trash-talking are any indicators, we’re in for one heck of a show.