Hold onto your spandex, folks, because the wrestling world is buzzing with the kind of drama that makes a soap opera look like a nature documentary! Our favorite rabble-rouser, Max Caster, known for his lyrical lashings and uncanny ability to stir the pot, is at it again. This time, the news comes courtesy of “Fightful Select,” which announced that AEW/ROH has snagged former WWE stars Mansoor and Mason Madden. But don’t expect Caster to be rolling out the welcome mat.
Caster’s reaction to the news was as predictable as a heel turn at WrestleMania. He took to social media faster than a luchador in a ladder match, declaring, “WE. DONT. WANT. THEM.” Apparently, the AEW locker room is now the cool kids’ table, and Mansoor and Madden didn’t get the memo.
Mansoor, not one to take a verbal suplex lying down, fired back with a diss track that would make Eminem proud. Sampling The Acclaimed’s entrance theme, Mansoor rapped:
“We’re taking Caster’s spot — I can feel the resentment.
He’s about to be forgotten like the rhymes in his entrance.
Knees weak, arms spaghetti, entire world knows him as Bowens’ Jannetty.
Doritos. Cheetos. Fritos. Max is sensitive because he’s the ‘smallest’ in his trio.
He’s looking for a hot act to be attached — ‘best wrestler alive’ but can’t get booked for a singles match?”
Ouch. Talk about hitting below the championship belt. Caster, never one to back down from a lyrical bout, accused Mansoor of “cultural appropriation,” which is rich coming from a guy who once rhymed “pastrami” with “tsunami.”
Madden, always the peacemaker, humorously clarified that Mansoor had his “n-word pass” long before this feud began. Nothing says wrestling camaraderie like the gift of controversial vernacular!
Whether these two tag teams will settle their scores in the ring remains to be seen, but it’s a feud with more potential fireworks than the Fourth of July. The Acclaimed’s top-tier status in AEW practically guarantees a showdown, and fans are already buzzing about the possibility of Mansoor spitting his diss track live.
Stay tuned, wrestling fans, because this is one beef that’s sizzling hotter than a Texas summer!