Folks, we’ve got some riveting news from the squared circle! Xavier Woods, known for his dazzling moves and upbeat personality, is diving deep into the world of philosophical musings. It’s not just about body slams and dropkicks anymore; we’re talking Aristotle in spandex!
Lately, Woods and his New Day partner Kofi Kingston have been locking horns with The Final Testament, the latest cult-like faction led by none other than Karrion “I Have More Cryptic Tattoos Than a Da Vinci Code Book” Kross. With Kingston temporarily out of action and Big E still sidelined, Woods is left without his trusty sidekicks and might be as vulnerable as a pizza at a teenage mutant ninja turtle convention.
And in a twist that could only happen in the WWE universe, Woods took to X (formerly Twitter, but we’re keeping up with the times) to drop a bombshell of a question: Do humans truly have the ability to make decisions for themselves? That’s right, folks. The man who once dressed as a Power Ranger for WrestleMania is now channeling his inner Socrates.
Of course, Karrion Kross, always the opportunist, reposted Woods’ deep dive into the meaning of life. Just yesterday, Kross was fuming like a kettle left on the stove too long because Woods was out making new friends on “Raw” instead of joining The Final Testament. Now, it looks like Woods might be considering Kross’s offer, or at the very least, appreciating his philosophical insights. Is this the beginning of a beautiful bromance, or just another ploy in their ongoing feud?
Woods’ existential post lit up the internet like a Christmas tree at Rockefeller Center. Fans jumped in with their two cents, and Woods, ever the people’s champ, spent over an hour engaging in a digital Socratic seminar. He even mentioned he was at the gym when this epiphany struck—because why wouldn’t deep thoughts about free will occur amidst bench presses and protein shakes?
The battle between The New Day and The Final Testament has been brewing for months, ever since Kross decided it was his mission to turn Woods and Kingston against each other. With Big E still recovering from a neck injury that could sadly end his career, the odds are stacked against Woods and Kingston. But let’s be honest: a Big E comeback would be the plot twist of the century, making every WWE fan scream louder than a banshee at a rock concert.
So, stay tuned, folks. Will Xavier Woods find the answers to life’s greatest questions? Will Karrion Kross finally recruit him into his band of merry nihilists? Only time will tell in this ever-unfolding drama we call WWE.