Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, wrestling enthusiasts of all ages! Gather ’round as we present the tale of “The Golden Star” Kota Ibushi, who has faced more bad luck than a cat on its ninth life. But fear not, for our hero is ready to make a triumphant return! After being plagued by injuries and hospital visits like a contestant on a never-ending episode of “Survivor,” Ibushi is set to return to the squared circle that made him famous—DDT—on August 25. Mark your calendars and prepare your popcorn, because this is going to be one heck of a show!

But wait, there’s more! Fans were in a tizzy, speculating whether Ibushi’s time with AEW was as fleeting as a New Year’s resolution. Despite the fact that his X bio clearly states an exclusive contract with AEW, the rumor mill was churning faster than a butter factory. Ibushi, always one to keep us on our toes, took to X to clarify his status, putting everyone’s minds at ease. “No, my home is AEW. We’ll see a full comeback with Kenny,” he declared. That’s right, folks—the Golden Lovers are set for a heartwarming reunion!

Now, let’s not forget about our other favorite wrestling warrior, Kenny Omega. This man has battled more foes than Hercules, but his toughest opponent came in the form of diverticulitis. Diagnosed in December 2023, Omega’s condition had fans biting their nails and sending more prayers than a Sunday congregation. AEW President Tony Khan announced Omega’s indefinite hiatus, leaving us all wondering if we’d ever see him suplex anyone ever again. But like a phoenix rising from the ashes (or a wrestler from a count of nine), Omega returned to AEW TV in May, sharing his uncertain future. However, after some much-needed surgery, Omega is on the mend, and we’re all anxiously awaiting his official return date.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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