Folks, it’s happening! Well, maybe. Let’s not get too ahead of ourselves, but let’s just say AEW has recently slapped a shiny new trademark on something called “Meat Mayhem,” and boy, does that sound like a meaty masterpiece waiting to be served.
For those who keep their finger on the pulse of wrestling gossip (or just love a good hunk of beef), you might recall the ill-fated “Meat Madness” match that was supposed to bring Revolution 2024 to a sizzlin’ boil. Picture it: Miro, Powerhouse Hobbs, Keith Lee, Brian Cage, and Lance Archer—five guys who make a truckload of prime rib look like a light snack. The idea was to have these muscle mountains collide in a match so massive, the ring itself would have applied for insurance.
But alas, fate had other plans. Injuries galore led to Tony Khan sadly shelving the idea, tweeting something like, “We’ll have to put this juicy steak of a match on ice.” And boy, did we feel the pain of that metaphorical freezer burn.
But what’s this? With AEW’s All In, All Out, and Grand Slam around the corner, there’s chatter that the “Meat Mayhem” trademark could be the long-awaited thawing of that very concept. Will we see a buffet of body slams and beefy brawlers tearing it up in the ring, all for our carnivorous delight? Only time will tell, but the timing is suspiciously delicious.
Tony Khan mentioned he wanted to save this match for when his super-sized superstars were all in peak condition, and with Miro, Hobbs, and the gang back in action, the stars might just be aligning. So, mark your calendars, keep your grills hot, and get ready—because if “Meat Mayhem” is what we think it is, AEW might just be serving up the main course we’ve all been drooling over.