Folks, let me tell you, it was a night to remember on WWE Raw, where Dominik “Daddy Dom” Mysterio nearly found himself on the wrong end of Rhea Ripley’s Riptide! A week ago, Liv Morgan played the hero, saving Dominik from a Rhea Ripley powerbomb that would’ve sent him crashing through the announce table—big, strong table, folks, it’s really something. Tonight, in a classic wrestling twist, Morgan returned the favor, grabbing hold of Dominik just as Ripley had him hoisted up like a sack of potatoes. The duo then scurried away faster than you can say “nuggies and video games.”
Now, the drama started in style. Instead of bravely answering Rhea Ripley’s challenge in the ring like true warriors, Dominik and Liv decided to take the high ground—literally. Perched atop the stands at the Moody Center, they engaged in a battle of words, a war of wits if you will. Ripley took some, let’s say, very personal shots at Dominik’s manhood, while our guy Dominik praised Liv for letting him have all the “nuggies” his heart desires. A gentleman’s dream, really. The crowd, ever so supportive, chimed in with chants of “sloppy seconds,” because nothing says love like a good chant, right?
But wait, there’s more! Just when things were heating up, Damian Priest—because every good soap opera needs a surprise entrance—appeared behind our daring duo. The brawl that ensued took them through the concourse, as only WWE knows how, ending with Priest locking up with Carlito in the ring. And after Carlito bit the dust, Dominik made his daring leap from the top ropes. It was either bravery or bad judgment, folks, but Priest caught him mid-air like a superhero catching a speeding train. Ripley was ready to finish the job, but Liv, the real MVP, pulled Dominik from the jaws of defeat at the very last moment.
So, what did we learn tonight? Love might not conquer all, but it sure helps when you’ve got a partner willing to pull you from the brink of a mat-smashing Riptide. Also, “nuggies” are a crucial part of any wrestling romance. Truly an inspiration for us all.