CM Punk vs. Drew McIntyre: Classic Strap Match to Steal the Show at WWE Bash in Berlin! 🏆

Folks, we’ve got a BIG one coming up at WWE Bash in Berlin—a match so intense it might just shake the Brandenburg Gate! CM Punk, the Straight-Edge Superstar himself, has thrown down the gauntlet for a Strap Match against the Scottish Warrior, Drew McIntyre. That’s right, folks—this is going to be one for the history books.

Let’s set the stage. Just last week, Punk took matters into his own hands—literally—by whipping McIntyre with his own belt on “WWE Raw.” Classic Punk, folks. He then strutted into the ring in Ft. Lauderdale with a leather strap in hand, announcing to the crowd that he had a little chat with “Raw” GM Adam Pearce. Unless McIntyre had a problem with it—and let’s be honest, he doesn’t have the guts to back out—this showdown in Berlin is set to be a Strap Match. And just like that, folks, the match was ON.

Drew McIntyre, never one to shy away from a challenge (or a kilt, for that matter), stormed out to the stage and accepted Punk’s challenge without hesitation. But Drew, clearly a man with some pent-up aggression, wanted to throw hands right then and there! However, a little stroll down memory lane, recalling their previous encounters and Punk’s, let’s say, tactics, made him think twice. Punk, ever the cunning wordsmith, offered Drew the strap if he’d return a certain bracelet he swiped—only for Drew to refuse. And here’s the kicker, folks: McIntyre took a jab at Punk’s personal life, referencing AJ Lee and Punk’s dog, Larry, suggesting they were happier with him. Ouch! That’s below the belt—even in a Strap Match!

The segment ended with Punk delivering a chilling line: “You should be worried about being attached to me, not the other way around.” Spooky stuff, folks. You could feel the tension in the air—thicker than any smoke-filled room in Washington!

Now, let’s talk stats. Punk is no stranger to strap-based beatdowns. He famously conquered Umaga in a Samoan Strap Match back in 2009 and went on to have an epic Dog Collar match with MJF in 2022. Drew, on the other hand, has a bit of a sore spot when it comes to Strap Matches, having lost to Karrion Kross at Extreme Rules 2022. But this is a new day, folks—a new city, a new match, and let me tell you, the stakes couldn’t be higher.

In Berlin, we’re not just going to see a match—we’re going to see a battle, a war, a clash of titans! Punk vs. McIntyre in a Strap Match? It’s going to be BIG, folks. Believe me.