Folks, it’s the battle of the big boys, the clash of the colossal, the most titanic tussle since Godzilla squared off with King Kong. That’s right, Bronson Reed and Braun Strowman are gearing up to squash any resemblance of sanity with a “Last Monster Standing” match, which, in simpler terms, means whoever’s left standing after demolishing half the arena wins. Very civilized, right?
If you’ve been keeping up with “WWE Raw,” you know these two wrecking balls have been at each other’s throats with all the finesse of bulldozers in a china shop. Last week, their match didn’t even start—because who needs a bell when you can just drive your opponent through walls, barricades, and the general concept of personal space? They went crashing through tables, drywall, and each other—doing more demolition work than WWE’s ring crew could handle. Some say it was a singles match, but I think they just mistook the arena for a construction site.
This week? Oh, they weren’t done! While Dominik Mysterio and Liv Morgan tried to make their entrance, Reed and Strowman turned the merch stand into their personal wrestling ring. Talk about product placement! People just trying to buy t-shirts got ringside seats to the real action—though I’m not sure if anyone got out of there with their autographed gear intact.
And just when it seemed like Reed had a moment to himself in the ring, out comes The Monster Among Men like he’s late for an appointment—with destruction. Poor The Miz, caught in the crossfire, was more worried about getting his “moment” after a backstage pep talk with Karrion Kross, but instead he found himself deep in the Monster Melee. Miz, a man of many words, may have regretted opening his mouth this time, as both he and a battalion of security guards got tossed aside like last week’s leftovers.
Finally, Adam Pearce decided that enough was enough—or maybe he just wanted to save what’s left of WWE’s furniture budget. He announced the ultimate showdown: Braun Strowman vs. Bronson Reed in a “Last Monster Standing” match next Monday. No count-outs, no disqualifications—just two titans trying to turn each other into a pile of rubble. If you like your wrestling with a side of chaos and destruction, this is the match to watch.
So, next week on Raw, make sure your insurance is up to date—because when these two collide, they might just take out the whole arena!