Folks, it’s time to talk about the newest powerhouse on the block—Lash Legend. That’s right, the WWE NXT standout, part of the always fashionable and never boring Meta-Four, has officially made her mark on WWE SmackDown by picking up a massive victory over Piper Niven. And trust me, this was no fluke. Lash came in like a wrecking ball (with more class, of course), throwing Niven around like she was tossing out last season’s wardrobe. At one point, she even had Niven on her shoulders—an image so shocking, even Chelsea Green almost dropped her mirror.
Now, don’t get me wrong, Niven wasn’t about to go down without a fight. She wriggled her way out of that first attempt, but Lash Legend, in true main character energy, wasn’t giving up. With a little assist from her tag partner, Jakara Jackson, who took Chelsea Green off the apron faster than you can say “meta,” Lash got Niven back up and delivered a slam that could register on the Richter scale. The result? A 1-2-3, a huge victory, and a statement that the Meta-Four are here to slay.
But wait, there’s more! Meta-Four has been strutting across the WWE landscape like they own the place. They’ve been at ringside for just about every important match in the women’s division recently, from challenging Bianca Belair and Jade Cargill last week to sitting front row for Kairi Sane and IYO SKY’s battle with Damage CNTRL. They may still be listed under NXT, but with the way they’re taking over the main roster, you’d think they’ve been called up to every brand. One thing’s for sure: if they’re not officially part of SmackDown yet, someone better put in that paperwork ASAP.
Oh, and Kevin Owens? Well, let’s just say he’s still recovering from the shock of accidentally interrupting the Meta-Four last week. Look, it happens. When you’re as loud and fabulous as Meta-Four, distractions are inevitable.