In a twist that only WWE could cook up, Bron Breakker is once again your Intercontinental Champion, and he owes it all to—wait for it—the same Bloodline drama that Jey Uso has been trying to dodge like a high school reunion invite.
Breakker and Uso clashed in the main event of “WWE Raw,” a rematch after Jey snatched the title back in September. And things were going fine until Uso’s younger brother, Solo Sikoa, decided to show up at ringside like the family member who swears they “just want to help,” but really, they’re just there to throw gas on the fire. Sikoa claimed he was there to assist, but we all know how “help” works in the Bloodline: it’s more like sabotage with a smile.
While Jey was trying to figure out what Sikoa was really up to, Bron Breakker pulled a sneak attack, dragging Jey back into the chaos of the ring. But wait—this wasn’t just a one-brother ambush! Oh no, Tama Tonga and Tonga Loa were lurking at ringside too, ready to jump in like the uninvited guests they are. Things got wild when Tama Tonga launched himself over the barricade, and Sikoa wasn’t about to miss the family feud. He followed suit, turning this into a full-blown sibling squabble in front of the announce desk.
Breakker, ever the opportunist, went for a spear but instead crashed into Sikoa, which left Fatu (because why not?) furious. Fatu stormed over the barricade, looking ready to drop Breakker where he stood. But before he could, Jey pulled off a suicide dive, taking out both Breakker and Fatu, officially turning this match into a WWE version of a family Thanksgiving gone wrong.
Jey, back in control, climbed to the top for his patented Uso Splash, but Breakker wasn’t done just yet. He kicked out of the move, and then the real mayhem began. The Tongans distracted the referee while GM Adam Pearce had to personally roll down with security to clear out this circus.
But here’s where it all went south for Jey: After heading outside to deliver his own spear, he got scooped up by Fatu, who promptly dropped him on the announce desk like an unwanted casserole. Breakker seized the moment, dragged the dazed champion back into the ring, and hit a devastating spear, claiming victory and the belt.
Moral of the story? You can’t outrun your family—especially when they’re hopping barricades.