Breaking News, Folks! Friday’s “WWE SmackDown” didn’t just deliver tag team action; it served up more drama than a daytime soap. Between #DIY unraveling, The Street Profits fuming, and Motor City Machine Guns trying to keep their belts shiny, it’s clear the tag division is one misstep away from an all-out brawl at Thanksgiving dinner.
Street Profits vs. The Guns: A Match With Too Many Cooks
The WWE Tag Team Champions, Motor City Machine Guns, squared off against The Street Profits in a match destined for chaos. With fast-paced action, high-flying moves, and Ford looking ready to leap into a new dimension, things were heating up.
But just as Montez Ford reached the top rope for what could have been the match-ending move, Tommaso Ciampa crashed the party like a bad ex. The referee called for a DQ faster than you can say, “Why is this man yelling at himself again?”
DIY: Dysfunction Is Inevitable
Ciampa wasn’t just there to ruin The Street Profits’ title hopes—he went full “Lone Wolf” mode, taking out Angelo Dawkins and then turning his fury toward the champions. His partner, Johnny Gargano, ran interference, trying to stop Ciampa from causing more destruction. But instead of accepting the olive branch, Ciampa shoved Gargano to the mat and stormed off, muttering like a man who just lost his spot in the Starbucks line.
Cue the flashbacks of their violent “WWE NXT” breakup saga. History might not repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme when it comes to these two.
Street Profits: Broken Dreams and Bruised Egos
Meanwhile, The Street Profits left the ring with a vibe that screamed, “This is not how we saw this going.” Dawkins shoved his way past the champs, while Ford trailed behind, looking more dejected than someone realizing their Cyber Monday package won’t arrive on time.
Are the Profits heading for their own implosion? Is DIY finally done for good? And how are the Motor City Machine Guns still standing after that disaster?
Stay tuned, because SmackDown’s tag team division just hit Maury-level drama, and we’re all here for it.