Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve got breaking news hotter than a steel chair in July: Gigi Dolin is back! That’s right, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion has staged a miraculous return from her knee injury, proving yet again that wrestlers heal faster than plotlines develop.

At a recent “NXT” house show in the bustling metropolis of Lakeland, Florida (known for its swamps and surprisingly good Wi-Fi), Dolin took on none other than Cora Jade. Both women returned from injuries, making it a match less about victory and more about proving which knee deserved the louder applause. Spoiler alert: Dolin’s knee won, and so did she.

Now, let’s talk about the drama that led to this. Originally, the rumor mill claimed Dolin was sidelined with a torn ACL that would keep her out for the rest of 2024. Doctors, however, seem to have upgraded her injury to “just bad enough to cancel a storyline.” Medical miracle? Wrestling magic? Who’s to say? Either way, she’s back way ahead of schedule—like WrestleMania ads airing in December.

Meanwhile, in “Angles That Got Ghosted”…

Before her injury, Dolin was embroiled in a rivalry with Arianna Grace, a feud so sizzling it practically melted your TV screen. But after Dolin’s injury, the storyline disappeared faster than a wrestler’s last name on the main roster. Grace, meanwhile, found herself in the wild world of TNA, standing shoulder-to-shoulder with her dad, Santino Marella. That’s right, she swapped trash talk for a family reunion.

As for Dolin, what’s next? Will she re-enter the title picture? Rekindle her beef with Grace? Or maybe start a feud with Cora Jade over who owns the best comeback story of the year? Only time, Twitter, and Tuesday nights will tell. But one thing’s for sure—her knee is back and better than ever, and it’s not taking prisoners.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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