Folks, it’s the recruitment drive we didn’t know we needed! The Alpha Academy—a group best described as “wrestling meets variety show meets reality TV”—is officially opening its doors for new Junior Cadets. And let’s just say their sales pitch could put most infomercials to shame.
The group, now spearheaded by Otis, Akira Tozawa, and Maxxine Dupri, has dropped a hilariously over-the-top recruitment montage that includes promises of steak dinners with Otis (bring your appetite), dance lessons from Tozawa (get those hips ready), and—wait for it—unlimited selfies with Maxxine Dupri. Yes, unlimited. The Academy is clearly pulling out all the stops to fill the Gable-sized hole in their roster.
Their campaign doesn’t stop at the video, though. There’s an actual website, jointhealphaacademy.com, featuring everything from training videos to a page for bios (including a hilariously shady “Former Member” section dedicated to Chad Gable). They’ve even included a hotline—1-888-735-9957—for aspiring recruits to call and begin their journey toward Alpha greatness. Think of it as a wrestling-themed summer camp but with more spandex and fewer bug bites.
Can New Members Save the Academy?
Since Chad Gable’s departure from the Alpha Academy, the group has struggled to stay in the WWE spotlight. Sure, Otis’s charm, Tozawa’s infectious energy, and Maxxine’s charisma can light up any segment, but the trio needs a fresh dynamic to regain traction.
By opening up the Academy to new members, the group is hoping to recapture some of the magic that made them a standout act in the first place. Whether that magic comes in the form of a new Junior Cadet—or maybe even Gable’s eventual redemption arc—is anyone’s guess.