Folks, we have a real gem for you today. Kevin Owens, the WWE’s resident master of sarcasm and stone-cold comebacks, just set the internet ablaze. And no, it wasn’t because he dressed as Cody Rhodes’ glittery American flag for Halloween (though we’d pay good money to see that).
Here’s the deal: a bold fan on X (formerly known as Twitter, now known as Elon’s playpen) decided to take a jab at Owens’ rugged “t-shirt and shorts” aesthetic, quipping, “I’ve never seen someone say ‘Mom, I wanna dress up as Kevin Owens for Halloween.’” Ouch, right? But Owens didn’t just clap back—he brought the entire thunderstorm.
“How much time do you spend listening to (or watching, apparently) other people’s conversations with their mothers, you little weirdo creep? You’re a perfect example of the damage that hair bleach can do to someone’s brain over time,” Owens fired back. Folks, this was less of a response and more of a verbal piledriver.
Main Event Heat
But let’s shift gears to the main event. Kevin Owens isn’t just lighting up social media; he’s also set to face Mr. Entrance Music Extraordinaire Cody Rhodes for the WWE Undisputed Championship on the returning Saturday Night’s Main Event. Yes, you read that right—NBC is resurrecting the iconic prime-time special for the first time since 2008. That’s 15 years, folks. A time when Rhodes had less ink, less pyro, and Owens… well, probably still had those shorts.
To amp up the nostalgia, WWE is even bringing back Jesse “The Body” Ventura to the commentary table. At 73, Ventura is ready to hurl one-liners like it’s 1987 again. Gorilla Monsoon may be watching from above, but you know he’d be smiling at this one.
A Bus Stop to Remember
This Owens-Rhodes feud has been hotter than Cody’s pyro budget. Things really escalated back in October when Owens jumped Rhodes outside his very expensive bus in an angle so gritty it looked like it was shot on a Nokia flip phone by a fan sneaking snacks into a show. And while this match might end their storyline, the betting crowd is convinced Cody is gearing up for bigger fish—or bigger dreams—come WrestleMania season.
As for Owens, whether he wins or loses, one thing’s for sure: you definitely don’t want to tweet about his Halloween costume choices unless you’re ready for a main event-worthy mic drop.