Kenny Omega is back, folks, and he wasted no time reminding everyone why he’s “The Best Bout Machine.” Fresh from a victory at Wrestle Dynasty (and a battle with diverticulitis), Omega returned to AEW Dynamite with a mic in hand and a heartfelt promo ready to go. That is, until Don Callis and his merry band of mayhem-makers rudely interrupted, proving once again that wrestling managers are contractually obligated to ruin feel-good moments.

“The Cleaner Gets Dirty with Callis’ Crew”

The emotional vibes didn’t last long, as Callis barely got two words in before Omega leaped out of the ring to shut him up—physically, of course. But Callis, never one to face consequences alone, summoned reinforcements in Brian Cage, Lance Archer, and Kyle Fletcher, who dragged Omega back to the ring for a beatdown.

Things were looking grim for Omega as Cage prepared to deliver the Drill Claw, but in a shocking twist, Will Ospreay stormed the ring wielding a steel chair. The Don Callis Family scattered faster than a heel faction hearing a babyface’s theme song, leaving Ospreay and Omega staring each other down as the show faded to black.

“Ospreay and Omega: Frenemies or Fateful Allies?”

The reunion-turned-brawl left fans buzzing about Omega’s first Dynamite match in over a year, set for next week’s Maximum Carnage special against Brian Cage. While Omega and Ospreay have a long and storied rivalry, their uneasy alliance against Callis’ faction raises questions. Will this partnership hold, or are we witnessing the calm before another Ospreay-Omega storm?

For now, Omega’s back, and with Callis’ meddling crew on the prowl, the road ahead promises high drama and even higher stakes.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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