Wrestling fans, rejoice! The countdown to Alexa Bliss’ long-awaited WWE comeback is officially underway, and the buzz is bigger than her WrestleMania entrances. After nearly two years of being out of the squared circle, Bliss is finally poised for a return that has fans speculating harder than a conspiracy theory podcast.

According to WrestleVotes, WWE creative has begun sketching out plans for Bliss’ return, with new merchandise and promos reportedly already in the works. (Start saving those WWE Shop gift cards, folks.)

The former Raw Women’s Champion hasn’t wrestled since the 2023 Royal Rumble, where she fell short against Bianca Belair. Post-match, Bliss traded the ring for a Masked Singer stage, rocking a sparkly axolotl costume and singing her heart out before her eventual elimination on “Country Night.” (If that doesn’t scream versatility, what does?)

Bliss then spent the rest of 2023 leveling up her IRL character: becoming a mom to her daughter with husband Ryan Cabrera. By 2024, she was back in the gym, dropping cryptic hints that had fans whispering, “Is it time yet?” Like any good wrestling storyline, suspense is half the fun.

The burning question remains: What version of Bliss are we getting? The Goddess? The spooky-but-cute Uncle Howdy acolyte? Or perhaps a brand-new twist? WWE might just surprise us all like a mid-match Money in the Bank cash-in.

One thing’s for sure—Bliss fans, mark your calendars for 2025, because as Alexa herself put it, it’s going to be a blissful year.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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