Folks, the Royal Rumble rumor machine is in overdrive, and this time, it’s got Jordynne Grace at the center of it. Reports say she’s in, but Grace says otherwise, claiming she’ll be nowhere near Indianapolis this weekend. Instead, she’ll be in Austin, Texas, hosting her mom’s 50th birthday party—because nothing says “definitely not showing up” like a conveniently scheduled family gathering.

The Facts vs. The “Facts”

🔹 PWInsider Elite stands by its reporting that Grace will be at the Royal Rumble.
🔹 Grace insists she’ll be cutting cake, not cutting promos, in Texas.
🔹 WWE has reportedly signed her to a multi-year deal, which means her appearing wouldn’t exactly be shocking.
🔹 WWE allegedly made her an offer before her final TNA match against Tessa Blanchard on January 19.

Wrestling History: Deny, Deny, Surprise!

This wouldn’t be the first time a wrestler denied appearing at the Rumble, only to walk through the curtain when the countdown hit 0. Remember when:
🔥 Edge swore he had no intention of returning in 2020? Boom—greatest return ever.
🔥 John Cena was “out indefinitely” in 2008? Boom—he won the Rumble.
🔥 CM Punk said… well, never mind.

Could Jordynne be next on the list of wrestlers who swore they weren’t showing up, only to shock the world? Or will she actually be at her mom’s birthday party, eating cake while wrestling Twitter melts down?

Final Thoughts: A Rumble of Possibilities

Either WWE is playing 4D chess with the audience, or Grace is really just the best daughter in the world. Either way, we’ll find out soon enough. Until then, let’s all just assume that any wrestler denying a Rumble appearance is 100% confirmed to show up.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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