Folks, it’s that time of year again—Royal Rumble weekend, where we speculate wildly about WrestleMania, debate surprise entrants, and pretend we don’t already know Cody Rhodes is pointing at the sign. But this year, the Hall of Fame news has dropped early, and guess who’s headlining?

Paul Levesque—better known as Triple H. That’s right, the King of Kings is taking his throne in the WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2025, and in a shocking twist, the guy who books the show did NOT book himself in. Instead, the honor was revealed to him in a family-style ambush, featuring his wife, Stephanie McMahon, and his best friends, The Undertaker and Shawn Michaels—otherwise known as the three people on Earth who could surprise him with major WWE decisions.

Why Is Triple H Going In? (Besides, You Know, Being Triple H)

Sure, Levesque has been running WWE since Vince McMahon “retired” in 2022, and sure, he’s revitalized the company, but let’s be real—his induction is about his legendary in-ring career, not his executive power moves.

Here’s just a taste of the Triple H Legacy™:
14-Time World Champion (because why win one when you can win a dozen?)
Intercontinental, European, and Tag Team Championships (collect them all!)
1997 King of the Ring (back when that still mattered)
2002 & 2016 Royal Rumble Winner (two decades apart, just because)
Co-Founder of D-Generation X, the stable responsible for crotch chops, rebellious promos, and probably a few FCC violations

What’s Next?

With Triple H now running WWE full-time, this induction technically means he’s officially done wrestling. But let’s be honest—if there’s one thing WWE loves, it’s Hall of Famers un-retiring for one more match (just ask Ric Flair… multiple times).

One thing’s for sure: WrestleMania weekend just got even more interesting, and we can only imagine what kind of over-the-top induction speech The Game has planned. Will there be a 45-minute intro? Will someone have to endure a 20-minute Pedigree sequence before presenting him? Will Vince McMahon show up just to try and take credit for everything? Tune in to find out!

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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