Ladies and gentlemen, AJ Styles just reminded everyone why he’s called The Phenomenal One—not just because of his in-ring ability, but because his spidey-sense is clearly next level.
On Monday Night Raw, Styles defeated “Dirty” Dominik Mysterio with a crisp Styles Clash, securing another W in his legendary career. But the real action happened after the match, when Bron Breakker, the human wrecking ball and current Intercontinental Champion, tried to turn Styles into roadkill with a sneak attack.
Unfortunately for Breakker, he must’ve skipped the day in NXT School when they taught “How to Sneak Attack Without Embarrassing Yourself.” Styles, with the awareness of a seasoned dad dodging a toddler’s surprise punch, sidestepped the attack, leaving Dominik to eat the Spe—OH MY GOD, HE’S BROKEN IN HALF!
Not only did Styles dodge the spear, but he followed up with an enzuigiri to Breakker’s head, tossed him into the announce table, and left him flustered like a high schooler who just got rejected at prom. Michael Cole put it best: “Embarrassed and humiliated.”
To make matters worse for Breakker, he got so mad he threw his shirt at Styles—and Styles caught it midair like he was fielding for the Yankees. But the biggest moment? Both men locked eyes on the Intercontinental Championship, sprinting toward it, with Breakker barely grabbing it first.
Now, let’s be real—this is all leading to an AJ Styles vs. Bron Breakker title match, and when it happens, it’s going to be a banger. Will Breakker recover from this public embarrassment? Or will Styles show him that being a champion is about more than just spearing people through YouTubers? Stay tuned, folks.