Folks, we love a good comeback story. Some people come back strong, others flop harder than a fish out of water. But Alexa Bliss? She walks back into WWE, smacks Candice LeRae around, and now she’s heading to Elimination Chamber like she never left. Some say ring rust is real—I say Bliss just doesn’t believe in it.
Alexa Bliss vs. Candice LeRae: A Short Story of Pain
Friday night on SmackDown, Bliss stepped between the ropes for the first time in over a year, and LeRae probably wishes she hadn’t. The match was quick, but let’s be honest: it wasn’t even close. Bliss started off cautious, as if testing the waters, but then LeRae decided to poke the bear. Bad idea.
One disrespectful shove later, Bliss went from “measuring her offense” to “unleashing absolute destruction.” The match ended in chef’s kiss fashion—Bliss hit an Abigail DDT, which, for those keeping score at home, is basically Bray Wyatt’s Sister Abigail mixed with Bliss’ DDT. A tribute? A message? A warning? Either way, LeRae took it, and Bliss took the win.
Alexa’s Chamber Résumé: Historic, But a Mixed Bag
With that, Bliss now joins Bianca Belair and Liv Morgan in the Chamber, marking her third time stepping into WWE’s version of a steel torture device. Flashback to 2018—Bliss made history as the first-ever Women’s Elimination Chamber winner, successfully defending her Raw Women’s Championship. But her last Chamber trip in 2022? Let’s just say it didn’t end with her standing tall, and she probably doesn’t have fond memories of it.
More spots are still open, including one set to be filled on SmackDown this Valentine’s Day when Naomi and Chelsea Green duke it out. Nothing says romance like slamming someone’s face into a metal chain.
TV Glitches, Wyatt Sicks, and Spooky Speculation
Now, here’s where things get interesting. If you were watching closely (and weren’t distracted by Michael Cole ranting about TikTok), you might have noticed some weird flickers on the screen during Bliss’ match. Combine that with her new Wyatt-style finisher, and suddenly, the conspiracy boards are lighting up. Could Bliss be joining the Wyatt Sicks? Are these glitches connected? Will SmackDown ever go one full show without a mysterious QR code?
No QR codes popped up this time, so WWE is either playing the long game or just trolling us at this point. But one thing’s for sure—Bliss is back, she’s dangerous, and whether she’s rolling solo or getting a membership card to the Wyatt Sicks, she’s got her eyes set on Elimination Chamber.
Final Thoughts:
- Alexa Bliss wins.
- Candice LeRae regrets everything.
- Elimination Chamber just got way more interesting.
- Mysterious glitches? WWE gonna WWE.
Stay tuned, folks. More twists incoming—because in wrestling, the only guarantee is that nothing stays normal for long.