Alexa Bliss returned to WWE on Friday night and made two things perfectly clear: 1) she can still clear a ring faster than an Ohio snow plow, and 2) Chelsea Green is now legally banned from standing upright near anyone’s finisher.
Bliss made her dramatic comeback during WWE SmackDown, answering the call as Zelina Vega’s mystery tag partner against the drama-filled duo of Chelsea Green and Piper Niven. The crowd erupted, Ohio wept, and Piper Niven tried her best not to panic like a mall cop during a flash mob.
✨ Bliss Mode: Activated
Chelsea and Piper got the early advantage by isolating Vega like a TikTok influencer at a wrestling seminar, but Bliss entered the match and unleashed the greatest hits of her tiny tornado offense:
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Hurricanrana? Hit.
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Inverted Blockbuster? Checked off.
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Twisted Bliss? Landed like a meteor.
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Pin attempt? Ruined by bodyguard Piper Niven, who was then wrecked by Zelina’s Code Red–Meteora combo, a move that sounds like a bad energy drink but hurts like a mortgage payment.
Chelsea Green, seizing on the chaos, attempted her signature Un-Pretty-Her, but Bliss had other plans: she reversed the move and sent Green straight to the Upside Down with a Sister Abigail so clean it might’ve summoned Bray’s ghost to tip his hat.
🕯️ Sister Abigail Without the Cult?
Bliss’s return was loaded with questions. She used a “corrupted” remix of her classic “Spiteful” theme, executed Bray Wyatt’s signature move, and still, no sign of the Wyatt Sicks, WWE’s most ominous book club.
Though the Sister Abigail made fans speculate about a re-alignment with the now-disappearing stable, Bliss didn’t say a word about them. Instead, she walked right up to Charlotte Flair later in the night and suggested they “chat,” which is code for “prepare your face, I’m about to slap it.”
So while the Sicks remain out of the picture, Charlotte Flair may soon wish they weren’t.