Just when you thought things couldn’t get more mysterious in WWE’s dark, cryptic corner of candlelit promos and Uncle Howdy voiceovers, poof—Alexa Bliss and the Wyatt Sicks are back in the rumor blender.
After a brief blink-and-you-missed-it return at the Royal Rumble and an Elimination Chamber loss that was about as conclusive as a Bray Wyatt promo from 2014, Bliss vanished again like a QR code teaser in a thunderstorm. Meanwhile, the Wyatt Sicks were last seen losing to Karrion Kross’ Final Testament—a faction now mostly future endeavored into the shadow realm.
So where is everyone? And will we see a return before WrestleMania, or are they holding out for SummerSlam: Cult Edition?
👀 The Latest Dirt Sheet Whispers:
- Alexa Bliss: Not injured, just waiting in the rafters like Sting with Sephora sponsorship. According to Dave Meltzer, she won’t be back on TV until the Wyatt Sicks make their return—specifically on SmackDown, where all spooky things eventually converge.
- Bo Dallas a.k.a. Uncle Howdy: Was injured, now reportedly cleared along with the rest of his lantern-carrying, flannel-loving friends. Creative is just… you guessed it… “waiting for the right time.” (Translation: “We’re saving this for a jump-scare WrestleMania moment or when ratings need CPR.”)
- Fightful also confirmed Bliss had been removed from “WrestleMania week stuff,” which initially freaked fans out—until it was clarified that just meant WWE World appearances, not Mania itself.
🧠 Fan Theories Are Doing Cardio Again:
The idea of Bliss being the sixth Sick has been floated since before the stable even debuted. The evidence? Quick glitchy flashes of the Wyatt Sicks logo during her segments. Her prior storyline with Uncle Howdy in early 2023. Oh, and you know—everything about her screams “sinister doll cult member.”
For those keeping score at home:
- Uncle Howdy = Bo Dallas
- Bliss = Horror movie cheerleader turned chaos gremlin
- The rest of the Wyatt Sicks = A tribute band with real commitment to face paint and nihilism
WWE’s current plan? Hold. Stall. Tease. Maybe surprise us at ‘Mania. Or maybe not. Because when it comes to anything Bray Wyatt-adjacent, the vibe is always “We’re playing chess” while the rest of us are screaming at TikTok QR codes.