The odds are in, and if you’re betting against John Cena at WWE Backlash 2025, you might also believe in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and that Randy Orton will ever retire before doing one last RKO in a Walgreens parking lot.

Let’s break down what the fine folks at “Bet Online” are saying before the bell rings and someone gets suplexed into oblivion.

🎰 Main Event: John Cena vs. Randy Orton

Odds: Cena −5000 | Orton +1000
Vegas is giving Orton about as much of a chance as a paper umbrella in a hurricane. Cena’s currently favored like he’s got the Infinity Gauntlet and a part-time congressional seat. After 17 world title wins, Cena may soon add “crushing Orton’s retirement dreams” to his resume.

Also notable: Orton attacked Cena post-WrestleMania with a surprise RKO, which raised questions—and Cena’s eyebrows—but apparently didn’t raise his underdog status.

🏆 IC Title Match: Dominik Mysterio vs. Penta

Odds: Dominik −900 | Penta +500
Dominik’s favored to retain, though if Penta wins, Rey Mysterio might finally stop sending his son Father’s Day cards. In the meantime, Dom is still coasting off whatever heel energy he siphoned from Rhea Ripley and every suburban teenager who yells at their mom in Spanish.

🐺 Samoan Werewolf Smashes the Field?

Jacob Fatu (c) vs. Drew McIntyre vs. LA Knight vs. Damian Priest
Odds: Fatu −5000 | McIntyre +600 | Knight +900 | Priest +1200
Jacob Fatu has better odds than gravity, which is fitting because he wrestles like physics are a suggestion. LA Knight’s odds come with a side of catchphrases, McIntyre brings the claymore and the tears of Scottish legends, and Damian Priest is here to take a pin like a champ.

🇮🇪 Irish Civil War: Valkyria vs. Lynch

Odds: Lynch −400 | Valkyria +250
In the battle of the brogues, Becky’s got the edge—likely due to experience, rage, and a return-from-heel-turn energy that terrifies ring announcers and referees alike. If she wins, she’ll grab her first Women’s Intercontinental title and possibly deliver a monologue that causes Bayley to burst through the barricade like a dramatic Kool-Aid Man.

🧠 vs. 🧱 GUNTHER vs. Pat McAfee

Odds: GUNTHER −1000 | McAfee +550
Look, McAfee talks a big game. But GUNTHER is a big game. The odds say GUNTHER’s about to chop Pat so hard, Spotify removes his podcast out of sympathy.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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