Breaking news from the WWE Universe: Bianca Belair has once again proven why she’s “The EST” by making history as the first-ever two-time WWE Women’s Elimination Chamber winner. And let me tell you—this match had more drama than a reality TV reunion.
JADE CARGILL’S RETURN: NO ENTRANCE MUSIC SAFE
Before the match even properly started, we got The Jade Cargill Experience™—a shocking return, a brutal beatdown, and Naomi getting evicted from the Chamber in record time. Poor Naomi didn’t even get the chance to warm up before Cargill turned her into a human pinball. Meanwhile, Liv Morgan stood there like, “Whew, dodged that one.”
With Naomi forcibly removed from competition, Belair was revealed as the next entrant, but not before Roxanne Perez entered the mix. That’s right—NXT’s own fearless underdog stepped up, proving that youth, optimism, and questionable life choices go hand-in-hand in WWE.
ELIMINATIONS, BETRAYALS, AND ALEXA BLISS CHANNELING HER INNER DARKNESS
The carnage escalated as Bayley stormed in, ready to throw hands with anyone and anything. She tossed Perez around like a ragdoll before getting ObLivion-ed by Morgan for the first official pinfall. Morgan, clearly not in the mood to fight fair, retreated atop a pod like she was playing a real-life version of WWE 2K’s “climb until they stop chasing you” mode—only for Belair to whip her down with her famous braid.
Then came a shocking team-up: Perez looked to take Belair out, but a perfectly timed Morgan codebreaker and a Twisted Bliss finisher from Alexa Bliss sent Perez packing. But Bliss’ moment of triumph was short-lived as Morgan hit her with the ol’ “surprise, you’re eliminated” roll-up pin. Bliss wasn’t happy, but at least this time she didn’t bring a creepy doll to express her emotions.
BELAIR SEALS THE DEAL—WHO WILL SHE FACE AT MANIA?
At the end of the day, Belair was the last woman standing after hitting Morgan with a picture-perfect KOD. As confetti probably rained from the heavens (or at least in Belair’s mind), Rhea Ripley and IYO SKY emerged, setting up the biggest question of all: Who will Belair face at WrestleMania?
With Ripley vs. Sky happening Monday night on Raw, we’re just days away from knowing who’s about to be KOD’d into next week at WrestleMania.