Washington, D.C. – or maybe Orlando, Florida, nobody really knows anymore.
They said it would never happen. The haters. The doubters. The people with bad haircuts. But guess what? The Usos are back together, and just like your aunt’s third marriage—it was messy, passionate, and ended with someone slipping and falling.
After 17 years (okay, a year and a half—but in wrestling time that’s like five divorces), Jey and Jimmy Uso reunited on WWE Raw to take down Grayson Waller and Austin Theory, collectively known as A-Town Down Under—also known as Australia’s biggest export since Hemsworths and bad coffee.
This wasn’t just any tag match, folks. This was a tag match with emotion, family drama, and a post-match beatdown that made you question if anyone backstage has ever heard of security. The Usos came in hot, threw some superkicks, hit the 1-D, and reminded everybody that when they’re on the same page, they’re the Samoan equivalent of a Category 5 hurricane—dangerous, unpredictable, and probably not covered by your insurance.
But the drama didn’t stop there. No, no. A-Town Down Under, possibly mad about the exchange rate, attacked the brothers after the bell. And then came Gunther—the Ring General, a man who looks like he orders steak well-done and dares you to say something about it.
Jey, determined to defend his honor and his possibly still-frosty relationship with his brother, went for a spear. And slipped. Like a man trying to sneak a fourth hot dog off the grill and getting caught. Jimmy had to save him, which led to a backstage scolding that had “Thanksgiving dinner argument” energy written all over it.
Next week, Jimmy challenges Gunther. Will it be a redemption arc? A disaster? Or just a very large man chopping another very large man until we all feel bad inside? Tune in to find out.
Bottom line: The Bloodline saga continues, full of twists, brotherly love-hate, and occasional mat-based slipping hazards.