It’s WrestleMania week, and while most champions are busy polishing their boots or glowering in slow-motion promos, Chelsea Green is… waiting by the phone like it’s prom night.

Despite holding the sparkly, all-American glory that is the WWE Women’s United States Championship (we still love saying that out loud), Green is currently not booked for a match at WrestleMania 41. Let that sink in. Not booked. In Las Vegas. With a live microphone and a title belt. WWE, do you WANT chaos??

But don’t worry, the rumor mill is buzzing harder than a caffeine-fueled Liv Morgan promo. According to Fightful Select, creative pitches are flying, and one spicy proposal has Green issuing an Open Challenge at the Showcase of the Immortals. Think John Cena US Title Open Challenge—but with more glitter, complaints to management, and possibly Secret Service agents blocking fans from breathing near her.

Names floated as potential opponents? Only WWE Hall of Famer Nikki Bella and Alexa Bliss. Just casual WrestleMania curveballs. No big deal.

Nikki Bella already teased she’d like to slap a few people around post-Royal Rumble (paraphrased), and even name-dropped Chelsea Green as a dream opponent. If Nikki shows up, expect at least one Fearless forearm and a well-timed “you can’t hang with the Bellas” energy.

Alexa Bliss, meanwhile, has been more elusive than Uncle Howdy’s character arc, but her name’s still in the mix. She last popped up at Elimination Chamber and hasn’t been seen since—which means she’s either cooking up a return or hiding in catering with Bray Wyatt’s ghost gimmick notes.

Green’s current drama is with Zelina Vega, who beat her via very real count-out last week. Green was reportedly last seen filing a complaint with SmackDown HR. They’re running it back this Friday in a six-woman tag match featuring Katana Chance and Kayden Carter vs. Green’s Secret Service of Sass™. But that’s SmackDown.

WrestleMania 41? Still up in the air. But with pitches involving legends, open challenges, and Chelsea Green being… well, Chelsea Green, anything could happen—and if it does, it’ll be loud, chaotic, and probably involve glitter-related injuries.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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