Folks, we’ve seen some questionable title defenses in WWE history, but Chelsea Green? She’s out here defending her championship like a tax loophole—technically legal, but morally outrageous.
On WWE SmackDown, Michin came for the Women’s United States Championship, and for a moment, it looked like she might finally shut down Green’s reign of terror. But Chelsea? She had other plans—plans that involved a kendo stick, a disqualification, and a whole lot of running away.
🔥 MATCH RECAP: A CHAOTIC MESS FROM START TO FINISH 🔥
The match started with pure aggression—no slow build, no feeling-out process. Green and Michin went at it like two people fighting over the last shopping cart at Walmart on Black Friday. Michin came in hot, looking for a quick roll-up, but Green wasn’t about to let her title slip away that easily.
What followed was a back-and-forth battle, with both women matching each other’s intensity. Michin nearly had it won when she hit her Eat Defeat finisher, but—surprise, surprise—Piper Niven swooped in to break up the pin. That’s when things completely fell apart.
- B-Fab took out Piper Niven like she was clearing space for a new champion.
- Green saw the chaos and did what she does best—cheat.
- She grabbed a kendo stick (Michin’s own weapon, no less!) and proceeded to go full Samurai mode, attacking Michin mercilessly.
The ref had no choice but to call for the DQ, meaning Green retained her title while technically “losing” the match. A genius move, if you’re a villain. A cowardly move, if you’re literally anyone else.
🚨 MICHIN ISN’T DONE JUST YET! 🚨
After the match, Michin wasn’t about to let Green get the last laugh. She snatched the kendo stick back, ready to give Chelsea the beating she deserved. But before she could, Green and Niven ran away faster than my WiFi when I need it most.
For those keeping score at home, this is now Michin’s third loss to Green. But something tells me she’s not done chasing that title just yet.
WHAT’S NEXT?
✅ Green is still the Women’s US Champion—by technicality, not talent.
✅ She’s entering the Royal Rumble, which means she now has 29 more women looking to throw her over the top rope.
✅ Michin hasn’t declared for the Rumble… yet. But after tonight? It’s personal.
One thing is for sure—this rivalry is FAR from over.