“Big Bald Fraud!” “Bullsh*!” “Wheelchair-bound!”** If you had CM Punk’s WWE promo on your Monday bingo card, congratulations—you won absolute chaos.
Still fuming after his Elimination Chamber loss, Punk stomped out on WWE Raw like a man who just found out his Uber driver took the long way. And let me tell you—he was NOT in the mood for small talk.
Rock Roasted, Cena Exposed, Rollins Targeted for Extinction
First, Punk set his sights on The Great One. “Big bald fraud” was just the appetizer—he then went full scorched earth on The Rock’s self-hyped goosebumps, calling them “bullsh*”** before mocking him like a bad SNL impression. He even took a jab at The Rock’s People’s Championship belt, saying he’d never be that desperate or delusional. Basically, Punk just treated The Rock like Vin Diesel treats Fast & Furious contracts.
Then, it was John Cena’s turn on the chopping block. Punk made it clear—this ain’t 2011 anymore. The “Hustle, Loyalty, Respect” act? Done. Punk accused Cena of selling “bullsh*”** to fans for years and said he wasn’t falling for it again. If we’re being honest, Cena turning heel at Elimination Chamber probably had Punk feeling like he just saw a pig fly into the rafters.
Finally, Punk turned his rage to Seth Rollins, the man who quite literally stomped his WrestleMania dreams into the mat. In a move straight out of “When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong,” Punk fired off a warning:
👉 “Becky Lynch better come get her husband before I put him in a wheelchair.”
Subtle? Not even close. Effective? Absolutely.
Rollins vs. Punk: The Brawl to End It All (Until Next Week)
At this point, Rollins had heard enough. His music hit, but Punk wasn’t about to wait—he charged up the ramp like he was trying to catch a departing flight. A chaotic ringside brawl ensued, with WWE officials struggling to separate them like parents breaking up toddlers fighting over a Happy Meal toy.
Eventually, security restored order (for now), but let’s be real—this war is FAR from over. Punk is out for blood, Cena’s heel turn has shattered childhoods, and The Rock might need to call up Kevin Hart for emotional support.
WrestleMania season is officially UNHINGED. 🎤💥