Oh, you thought CM Punk and Seth Rollins were done throwing hands? Think again.

After turning WWE Raw into an all-night parking lot brawl, Punk and Rollins are officially set to settle their beef in a steel cage next week at Madison Square Garden. Because when two men can’t stop fighting, the only logical solution is to lock them in a giant metal box and let them work out their issues like 200-pound therapy patients.

From November’s Drama to Next Week’s Cage Carnage

Let’s be real—these two have hated each other’s guts since Punk waltzed back into WWE in November 2023. Rollins’ reaction back then? A live, uncensored meltdown that made even Ronda Rousey’s promos look composed. And it’s only gotten worse from there:

🔥 SummerSlam 2024: Rollins was the special guest referee for Punk vs. Drew McIntyre. Translation: he was there purely to mess with Punk.

🔥 Netflix debut episode of Raw: Punk actually beat Rollins, proving that not even a billion-dollar streaming deal could stop their drama.

🔥 Elimination Chamber 2024: Rollins, already eliminated, hit a stomp on Punk for no reason, helping John Cena (yes, THAT John Cena, the newly-minted heel) get the win.

And that led to Monday’s Raw, where Punk decided to open the show by trashing Cena, The Rock, and finally Rollins, before crossing the ultimate line—bringing up Becky Lynch.

At that moment, Rollins didn’t just hit his music—he hit the gas, sprinting down to the ring for an all-out brawl. The two had to be separated by security not once, but twice, with their fight later spilling backstage. GM Adam Pearce had enough and made the call:

👉 CM Punk vs. Seth Rollins. Steel Cage. Madison Square Garden. Next week.

No sneak attacks, no interference, no running. Just two dudes who genuinely want to beat the living hell out of each other. And let’s be honest… WWE isn’t putting this inside a steel cage because they think it’ll be a technical masterpiece. This is going to be straight-up carnage.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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