Folks, Cope is officially in “vengeance movie” mode, and the Death Riders just got a front-row seat. On AEW Collision, after PAC, Claudio Castagnoli, and Wheeler Yuta successfully defended their AEW World Trios Championships against Daniel Garcia and 2point0, Cope decided to crash the afterparty—with chairs.

After a match that saw 2point0 and Garcia throw everything they had at the Death Riders (including a two-count attempt faster than a suspicious election tally), the champions held onto their titles when PAC locked Parker in the Brutalizer, proving once again that no one survives a man willing to name a submission after actual suffering.

But then, chaos hit DEFCON 1.

The Undisputed Kingdom ran down, Adam Cole and Garcia had a staredown intense enough to crack television screens, and PAC ended up getting Superkicked straight into next week. Enter Cope, wielding two steel chairs like he was about to deliver frontier justice. The Death Riders took one look at the situation and dipped, leaving PAC alone to eat a brutal Con-chair-to.

Meanwhile, Jon Moxley stood off to the side, staring into the abyss like he was rethinking all his life choices. Death Riders? More like Escape Riders.

As medical staff checked on PAC, one thing became crystal clear: Cope isn’t just here to fight at AEW Revolution—he’s out for blood. Jon Moxley, buddy, you might want to start sleeping with one eye open.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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