BIG developments, folks. Cope, the man with the most intense grudge of all time, is still out here treating Jon Moxley’s Death Riders like a personal hit list. This time? Claudio Castagnoli and Marina Shafir were the latest victims in Cope’s ongoing mission to make AEW’s medical team work overtime. And he wasn’t alone—because Willow Nightingale apparently looked at all this carnage and said, “Yeah, I’m in.”
COPE’S CHAIR-BASED HEALTHCARE PLAN CONTINUES
It started the way most Cope segments do these days—violence. Castagnoli, an absolute powerhouse, probably thought he had the upper hand. Big mistake. Because Cope, fueled by championship aspirations and possibly an unhealthy obsession with steel chairs, delivered a brutal con-chair-to, sending Castagnoli straight to the emergency room.
And then came Willow Nightingale, certified bringer of good vibes—except not today. Marina Shafir? She got the exact same treatment. Chair shot. Ambulance ride. Welcome to the Cope & Willow Health Plan—where the only coverage is head trauma.
MOXLEY CAN ONLY WATCH AS HIS TEAM FALLS APART
At this point, the Death Riders have lost so many people, they’re about one injury away from putting out a Help Wanted sign. Cope already sent PAC to the hospital, Castagnoli and Shafir just joined him, and even Wheeler Yuta took a beating for good measure. That leaves Jon Moxley, standing alone, watching his squad get systematically deleted.
With just Moxley and Yuta left standing, it’s clear that Cope isn’t just trying to win the AEW World Championship at Revolution on March 9—he’s trying to make sure Moxley walks into that match with no backup, no safety net, and maybe no functioning limbs.
FINAL THOUGHTS: WILL MOXLEY SURVIVE UNTIL REVOLUTION?
Cope’s message is clear: he’s coming for Moxley, and if you’re standing between them, you better have good health insurance. With only two Death Riders left, and Willow Nightingale now randomly joining the chaos, Revolution might not just be a world title fight—it could be the most dangerous match of Cope’s career.
One thing’s for sure: somebody’s leaving Los Angeles in an ambulance.