Folks, disaster struck at Sacrifice, and let’s be honest—it was always going to. Because when you step into the ring with Masha Slamovich, you’re not just wrestling. You’re taking out an insurance policy on your spine.
Cora Jade Swings for the Fences… and Strikes Out
The NXT Mean Girl went into TNA looking for a championship, but she left looking like a crash test dummy after a brutal Requiem Piledriver put her dreams to sleep. And let me tell you—Slamovich didn’t just win. Oh no, she sent a message.
But give credit where it’s due—Jade didn’t roll over. Despite a recent injury, she threw everything at Slamovich, including a Canadian Destroyer off the apron (which should honestly be illegal in at least 13 states). She even hit the Jaded DDT for a near-fall. But “near” only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and questionable referee calls, so Slamovich put her down and kept her belt.
What’s Next for Cora Jade?
With a clean loss in the books, Jade now heads back to NXT, probably wondering if she should’ve just stayed home and watched Netflix instead. Will she be in title contention? Maybe. Will she take a week off to ice her entire existence? Definitely.
Meanwhile, Slamovich marches on, extending her reign past 140 days like an absolute menace. Next challenger? Unclear. But whoever steps up better have a strong neck and an even stronger life insurance policy.
Final Thought
Cora Jade tried. She really did. But let’s be real—taking on Masha Slamovich is like trying to fistfight a hurricane. The results? Predictable.