Folks, big news from WWE Raw GM Adam Pearce—Dakota Kai is BACK! That’s right, after a reported concussion kept her out of action (and out of the Royal Rumble, which she probably would’ve been eliminated from in under two minutes anyway), Kai has officially been medically cleared.

And she’s not wasting any time! Tomorrow night on Raw, Kai will team up with her Damage CTRL ally IYO SKY to take on Liv Morgan and Raquel Rodriguez. This is what we call a “revenge match”, since last week, SKY lost to Morgan—though to be fair, that loss was more Rhea Ripley’s fault than anyone else’s.

Dakota Kai’s Last Few Months: A Rollercoaster of Wins, Losses, and Headaches (Literally)

  • January 20: Kai & SKY defeated Shayna Baszler & Zoey Stark
  • Women’s Intercontinental Championship Tournament: She made it to the finals, only to lose to Lyra Valkyria (who was probably hatched from an eagle’s nest or something).
  • Royal Rumble: She missed it due to injury, sparing her the fate of being dumped over the top rope in embarrassing fashion.

Now she’s back, and let’s be honest—Damage CTRL needs her, because right now, that faction has about as much stability as WWE’s booking decisions.

Meanwhile, Elsewhere on Raw…

Raw is stacked tomorrow, folks:
AJ Styles makes his first appearance after WWE randomly threw him on Raw like he’s a free agent in Madden.
Bayley vs. Lyra Valkyria in a Women’s Elimination Chamber qualifier—will The Role Model rise, or will Valkyria flap her wings to victory?
Rey Mysterio vs. Logan Paul in a U.S. Title qualifier—expect brass knuckles, Prime bottles, and maybe Logan vlogging mid-match.
CM Punk will be there—which means at least 20 minutes of him talking before a match even starts.

Between Kai’s return, potential Damage CTRL chaos, and a men’s Elimination Chamber shaping up, tomorrow’s Raw might actually be worth watching.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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