Folks, Ethan Page promised he’d “take Je’Von Evans’ smile,” and at NXT Vengeance Day, he did just that—along with what was left of his dignity, jaw stability, and win-loss record. In a brutal bout that saw Page get busted open like a piñata at a billionaire’s birthday party, All Ego walked away victorious, while Evans… well, let’s just say he’s going to need some dental work and a really good pep talk.

Let’s break it down:

Evans, rocking a mouthguard like an MMA fighter who knows what’s coming, started strong. He had the crowd, the speed, and the high-flying arsenal—but Ethan Page had something better: an unshakable ego and a plan to ruin Evans’ night.

At one point, Evans hit a beautiful cutter on the apron, and boom—Page’s nose exploded like a bad special effect. Blood everywhere. Very cinematic. Very HBK-approved. But here’s the thing—winners don’t quit just because their face is leaking.

Page kept fighting, kept scheming, and when Evans went for another cutter? BAM! Right hook to the already battered jaw. The mouthguard? Gone. The pain? Unreal. And then, for the cherry on top, Page hit his Twisted Grin finisher for the 1-2-3. Evans is now 0-3 in PLE matches. Sad!

The real question now? Does this feud continue? Or does Ethan Page turn his attention to another ex-AEW star, Ricky Starks, who’s signing his contract on Tuesday? Because folks, let’s be honest—those two egos in the same building? Something’s got to give.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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