Folks, when you step in the ring with The Hurt Syndicate, you don’t just lose—you get wrecked. And at AEW Revolution, Truth Magnum and Turbo Floyd learned that lesson the hard way.

The AEW World Tag Team Champions Bobby Lashley & Shelton Benjamin did exactly what they do best: hurt people.

The Outrunners Had Speed—The Hurt Syndicate Had Destruction

The match kicked off with Benjamin effortlessly handling Magnum, treating him like a warm-up set at the gym. Magnum, realizing he was in serious danger, tagged in Turbo Floyd, who quickly learned that meeting MVP for a strategy session doesn’t make Lashley and Benjamin any less terrifying.

From that point forward, the match could be summed up as:

💀 The Hurt Syndicate isolates Magnum and beats him like he owes them money.
💀 Floyd gets the hot tag, but only long enough to regret it.
💀 Lashley enters the ring and starts handing out Spears like Oprah gives out cars.

With both Magnum and Floyd flattened, Lashley casually pinned Floyd, securing yet another successful title defense.

New Challengers Incoming?

With The Outrunners now added to the growing list of teams left in ruin, The Hurt Syndicate still lacks a clear next challenger. However, Top Flight’s Lio Rush and Action Andretti were spotted watching from the front row—which, in wrestling terms, means trouble is coming.

The question is: Will they be the next to get “Hurt” or the first to stop the unstoppable?

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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