Well, folks, that was quick. YouTuber and human embodiment of chaos, IShowSpeed, got his first official taste of WWE action at the 2025 Royal Rumble—and let’s just say, it didn’t go well. After getting absolutely flattened by WWE Intercontinental Champion Bron Breakker, Speed has officially declared: “No more WWE.”

Honestly, can you blame him?

Not only did Breakker spear him into another dimension, but his elimination was extra disrespectful. See, getting tossed out of the Rumble is one thing. But Speed? Oh no, he got a special treatment. After eliminating Otis (which, frankly, should’ve been illegal in the first place), the big man caught Speed mid-air, carried him like a sack of potatoes, and yeeted him with a Fallaway Slam over the announce table. Speed was last seen questioning every life choice that led to this moment while being checked on by medical staff.

Now, if this sounds familiar, it’s because this is not Speed’s first time getting obliterated by a WWE superstar. At WrestleMania 40, he dressed as a Prime Hydration bottle (because why not?) during Logan Paul’s triple-threat match—only to get RKO’d through the announce table by Randy Orton. Clearly, tables have a personal vendetta against this man.

But let’s be real: WWE isn’t done with Speed just yet. His Rumble spot went mega viral in just 48 hours, and if there’s one thing WWE loves, it’s a trending topic. So while Speed says “no more WWE,” let’s check back in at WrestleMania 41 when he’s probably getting powerbombed off the stage by Solo Sikoa.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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