SmackDown’s barricades? Crushed. Ringside tables? Splintered. Braun Strowman’s undefeated LMS streak? Hip-attacked into oblivion.
In a match that looked more like a demolition derby sponsored by a protein powder company, Jacob Fatu steamrolled—literally—his way into a U.S. Title match at WrestleMania. That’s right, folks: The Samoan Werewolf is going full moon on LA Knight after surviving a Last Man Standing match against Braun “That’s Not Sweat, That’s Vengeance” Strowman.
After hip-checking Braun through a ringside table with all the grace of a wrecking ball in heat, Fatu stood tall while Strowman tried to rise like a kaiju on a budget… and failed. Ten seconds later, the bell rang, the fans roared, and Fatu had punched his ticket to his very first WrestleMania.
Let’s be honest—if there were a punch card for destruction, Fatu just earned a free chaos combo. This guy’s been stacking moonsaults like pancakes and breaking ribs like promises in a political campaign.
And let’s not forget—this isn’t just about gold. This is about proving that hip attacks, when administered correctly, can defeat monsters, defy physics, and probably qualify as a natural disaster in some states.
Coming soon to WrestleMania: 🇺🇸 LA Knight (YEAH!) vs. Jacob Fatu (HIP!) For the United States Championship. Brace your barricades, folks.