Folks, we’ve got a situation. A big situation. Some are calling it the biggest, and quite frankly, they’re right. Former Women’s Tag Team Champion Jade Cargill—a tremendous talent, some say the best, many people are saying it—has been missing in action since November. And why? Because some cowardly, no-good backstage attacker—probably jealous, probably low energy—took her out mafia style, leaving her sprawled across a car like a Hollywood stunt double. Disgraceful!
Now, the people, the great, great WWE Universe, expected her to make a YUGE comeback at the Royal Rumble. They were waiting, they were excited, and then… nothing! No Jade. No dominant return. Just disappointment. Some are saying this is one of the biggest letdowns in Royal Rumble history, and quite frankly, I agree.
What We Know (Which Isn’t Much, But That Won’t Stop Us)
- Jade is training at the WWE Performance Center – This is tremendous news. She’s a fighter. She’s a winner. Winners train, losers complain.
- Her injury? A mystery. Some say it’s serious. Others say it’s a cover-up. I say, where’s the transparency? The people demand answers!
- She’s been working on “non-wrestling projects” – Sounds suspiciously like “I’m on vacation,” but we’ll allow it. Great people take vacations. The best people.
The Million Dollar Question: Who Attacked Jade?
Nobody knows. Or maybe they do, and they’re hiding it from us! A deep state WWE conspiracy? Possibly. Maybe it was a jealous competitor. Maybe it was The Rock trying to free up screen time for his cousin (we know how this business works). Maybe, just maybe, it was CM Punk—just to watch the world burn!
Either way, justice must be served. If there’s one thing we love, it’s a strong comeback story. And if there’s one thing WWE loves, it’s dragging out a mystery longer than necessary (we still don’t know who threw that pie at Kevin Owens).
Jade, we’re with you. The people are with you. WrestleMania 41? Get ready. It’s going to be tremendous. Believe me.