In news that broke the Internet, shook the YEETiverse, and briefly silenced Kansas City, Jey Uso—the man who finally melted the ice sculpture known as GUNTHER—has found his first world title challenger… and it’s none other than Logan Paul, the only man who could lose a contact lens mid-match and still try to sell it as NFT merch.
Fresh off a victory over AJ Styles at WrestleMania (seriously), Logan Paul appeared on Raw and said, basically, “Been there, pinned that. Now I want a big shiny belt.”
And like Beetlejuice but louder and with better hair, Jey Uso YEET’d his way into the ring before Paul could finish his sentence. Cue the fireworks, cue the fans, cue Paul trying not to flinch when Jey got all up in his influencer space.
Uso, fired up from months of tribal warfare and being personally insulted by GUNTHER’s existence, told Paul to come take the title—if he could. Paul responded the only way he knows how: with a condescending smirk, a rehearsed monologue, and vibes that screamed “My agent told me this was a good idea.”
He declared:
“You’re going to do what you do best—crash out, screw up, and lose that title in less time than you held the Intercontinental Championship.”
Then Jey—beautiful, violent Jey—shut him up the only acceptable way: a Superkick so clean it might’ve reset Paul’s YouTube algorithm.
With Backlash around the corner, the match is all but confirmed: Jey Uso, the YEET-blooded champion of the people, vs Logan Paul, walking clickbait in $900 sneakers.
Prediction? One of them’s walking out with the title. The other’s walking out tagged in memes.