HIS TIME IS NOW. John Cena just did what John Cena does—win big matches, make history, and remind everyone that hustle, loyalty, and respect still pay dividends. After an all-out war inside the Elimination Chamber, Big Match John outlasted CM Punk and Seth Rollins to secure his fourth Chamber victory, tying the all-time record. And now? He’s heading to WrestleMania 41 to face Cody Rhodes for the WWE Universal Championship.

Let’s break it down:

  • McIntyre and Rollins started the carnage, throwing hands like two guys who didn’t realize they had to survive five more people.
  • Damian Priest entered next, bringing the pain, but mostly absorbing it, because a triple Superplex left everyone wondering why they do this for a living.
  • Logan Paul showed up, got cocky, and got clapped—literally, Priest slapped the taste out of his mouth.
  • Cena entered and ran wild—but McIntyre shut that down FAST with a Claymore. Then Priest rolled up McIntyre, proving that sneakiness > Scottish power.
  • CM Punk finally joined the mayhem, eliminating Paul, and setting the stage for a nostalgia-fueled battle with Cena.

And then? CHAOS.

Punk and Cena had their throwback showdown, trading a GTS, STF, Anaconda Vice, and an Attitude Adjustment like it was 2011 all over again. But then Rollins played spoiler, launching Cena into a pod and nearly stealing the match.

Finally, after a wild sequence of finishers, Rollins was taken out by a double-team GTS/AA combo, leaving Cena vs. Punk, one-on-one. Toronto was LOSING IT.

And just when Punk looked like he had it won—BAM! Rollins returned from the grave with a Stomp. Cena capitalized, locking in the STF, and as Punk faded from consciousness, Cena punched his ticket to WrestleMania.

Now, Cena vs. Cody Rhodes is official. Two men, one title, and a whole lot of history at stake.

Moral of the Story?

Cena’s not just back—he’s rewriting history. WrestleMania is about to get REAL interesting.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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