If 2025 were a casserole, the Bang Bang Gang would be the burnt layer stuck to the bottom—crispy with potential, but nobody wants to touch it right now.
AEW’s Juice Robinson, resident wild man, rock ‘n’ roll enthusiast, and human fireworks display, has been out since winter with a broken fibula, courtesy of one Will Ospreay, who apparently wrestles like he’s trying to break into Mortal Kombat.
But good news, folks! According to Fightful Select, Juice might finally be back on the menu. Sources say he’s been looking “relatively healthy” for over a month, which in wrestling terms means he’s only screaming in one leg instead of both.
Still, no official return date. The AEW medical team hasn’t cleared him yet, possibly because they’re too busy taping up Jay White and handing the Gunns emotional support koalas. White was last seen with one working limb and a dream, while the Gunns continue to collect dust like limited edition Funko Pops.
Juice’s injury came just as he was clawing his way back from back surgery. That’s right—back surgery, folks. This man’s body has a frequent flyer card at the orthopedic clinic. He barely finished helping Jay White with a feud against Hangman Page before he got Ospreay’d into the medical ward again.
Let’s not forget: this is the same Juice Robinson who went nearly an hour in an acclaimed Tag Title bout with FTR, then went full Looney Tunes on promo duty every week. AEW gave him a rocket, but physics and ligaments had other plans.
When will he return? Will he reclaim the juice? Or will the Bang Bang Gang just dissolve into a sad acoustic version of itself, playing “Bullet With Butterfly Wings” under a spotlight?
One thing’s certain: Juice is fermenting. And when he pops, someone’s getting sticky.