In a stunning turn of events that no one could have predicted — not even that psychic octopus from the World Cup — Karrion Kross has made headlines during WrestleMania 41 weekend by yelling really passionately while standing next to his worried wife like a man arguing with mall security.
During the “WrestleMania Recap” live stream hosted by Sam Roberts (who may or may not have regretted showing up), Kross launched into an explicit, unscripted-yet-strangely-approved tirade about how WWE treats him like the guy who shows up for work on time and still gets passed over for the intern who vapes in the bathroom — aka Logan Paul.
Kross, peppering his speech with enough language to make a pirate blush, aired out grievances about his lack of opportunity, past firings, and general life misfortunes while Scarlett stood beside him giving strong “please not at the family reunion” energy.
Shockingly, according to Fightful Select, the promo didn’t get Kross dragged out of the building by a guy named Doug from Security. In fact, WWE officials were reportedly fine with it, perhaps because it was all pre-approved… much like those Instagram ads for questionable sunglasses.
And guess what? Kross’ “grumpy uncle at Thanksgiving” energy actually worked! Reports say he’s now in line for some major opportunities, proving once again that if you complain loudly enough on a live mic, good things happen.
Other WWE superstars have reportedly reached out to Kross, thanking him for “saying what needed to be said,” possibly while sliding him recommendations for anger management therapists on the side.
Meanwhile, Scarlett has been vaguely hinting at a possible WWE exit, presumably by posting cryptic Instagram captions like “new beginnings✨” over pictures of lattes. But with all the buzz Kross stirred up, they both might just stick around a little longer… or at least until the next WrestleMania, when he challenges Logan Paul to a “Who Wore It Better?” match.
Stay tuned. Or don’t. Kross might yell at you either way.